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Wal-Mart New Logo Picture
Wal-Mart is about to revamp its traditional image with a new logo for its stores and advertisements.
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Go to www.nick.com/slime, learn the official info about Slime Across America.
Tour Schedule: FInd out if the slime mobile’s heading to a town near you!
Slime Across your Neighborhood sweepwtakes: Your hometown could be the next stop on the Slime crossways america tour!
Slimedball game: Play now!
Nickeloden’s hitting the road inthe 18-wheel slimemobile and we will be taken […]

Go to www.nick.com/summer, learn the official info about Nicklodeon’s Sizzlin’s summer.
Nonstop five at five game tournament: Join the eventual summer gaming tournament! New games & new winners every day!
1. The big green help: Take action to protect the planet…join the big green help!
2. Avatar: Premiere week starts 7/14 and soars into the tv movie event […]

As crude oil rose to even higher rates today, record numbers of people worldwide still continued to drive like shit.

Experts and pundits are completely confounded as to how those still on the road can afford stopping short, going the wrong speed, turning without signals, and overall, sucking at driving. So far the best guess is the shitty drivers are also the wealthiest, although economists say those leveraging their credit to acquire gas may be even shittier.

“There may be a illusion number where gas gets so expensive, people actually watch where they’re going,” speculates a guy wearing glasses who is probably some sort of fancy intellectual. “I’m guessing maybe $10 a gallon?”

I recieve a messege from my friend:
State police warning for online: Please read this “very carefully”..then
send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is
nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to.
If a mortal with the screen-name of “M0NYEYMANN935″ contacts you, do not […]